1- Do Not Disturb, I’m Retired Lounge Socks
at amazonDo you remember when you got socks for Christmas from that one aunt you saw once a year? How about channeling Aunt Karen when buying these socks for your favorite retiree? Nothing says, “I love you,” like the gift of cold cotton. If retirement is all about comfort, relaxation, and removing yourself from all the cares in the world, this pair of socks is sure to be a hit.
2- 101 Fun Things to do in Retirement
at amazon101 Things to Do in Retirement isn’t an all-encompassing list, it’s a starting point. It’s packed with activities to get retirees started with having fun and inspire them to seek out new things to do and new experiences.
3- I’m Retired Rustic Wood Clock
at zazzleI’m Retired Rustic Wood Funny Retirement Brown Large Clock
Whatever, I’m retired. Know anyone who is enjoying retirement and no longer cares about what time it is? This wood design funny quote clock is the perfect gift for the retiree in your life.
4- Official Retirement Survival Hat
at amazonThe Official Retirement Hat is just that. Filled to the brim (ha, get it?) with funny advice and retirement essentials, it is a lighthearted gift that the retiree in your life will find hilarious after an eternity of working. They will definitely want to wear it at their retirement party.
5- How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man
at amazonYou’d think most men worry about what to do with their time when they retire, but if they are worried about getting too old too quick you should introduce them to this seriously funny book that will help them avoid becoming a crotchety old man…at least, it will try.
6- Funny Retirement Retire Awesome Quote Apron
at zazzleFunny Retirement Retire Awesome Quote Apron. Funny retirement saying in striking design – “You can’t retire from being awesome”. This retirement quote apron would make a fabulous gift for a retire who loves wine – especially if they love to cook too. Perfect for retired teachers, colleagues and friends.
7- Funny Retirement Coasters
at amazonJust when you thought it was safe from all the beverage retirement gifts, this set of coasters comes along. It features funny quotes like, “The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off,” “I’m retired. Do it yourself,” and “The question isn’t at what age I want to retire. It’s at what income.” This set of coasters will give any retiree a laugh while ensuring no one gets a ring on the coffee table.
8- Retired Business Cards Kraft paper
at amazon50 pcs high-quality business cards; Each card is printed on high-quality 350 gsm kraft paper card stock which is strong and thick enough to not bleed out. The blank back side is also great for taking notes
9- Signature Sign With Hilarious Massage
at 365canvasThe “Retired” letter art celebrates the completion of working life and exciting beginnings. It’s a great gift for a new retiree, who no longer has to rush off to the office every morning. They have carefree days to look forward to now, filled with hobbies and spending time with loved ones. They can decorate it with signatures from co-workers. Hang the “Retired” letter art by the kitchen bar or in the study. Nothing will bring more serenity than the ability to enjoy a nice coffee in peace and not worry about work. Each glance at the present is a reminder that the best times are just ahead!
10- Retirement Toilet Paper
at amazonThis retirement toilet paper is a great option to congratulation as a milestone; Enjoy entertaining and shareable time with your friends and family while making memories with these graduation toilet paper.
