Funny Golf Gifts in 2023 that Will Draw Smiles

Funny is good, and a smile is always welcomed, aren’t they? It is why funny golf gifts are a winning choice. From golf balls and ball markers, clubs, towels, and gloves to golf-themed accessories and tools, there are a variety of funny golf gifts out there. And whether your golfers are newbies or experts, they will appreciate genuine, funny golf gifts. So, among plenty of golf gag gifts, I searched for this genuinely funny spirit and for funny but in-class gifts paired with practicality.

Golf is one of the most popular sports in the world. It seems pretty modern, but surprisingly the fun game has deep roots in history. Its modern form goes back to the 15th century, but some traced the sport back to ancient Rome. And like its deep blurry past, getting a golfer friend an unusual golf gift may confuse some of us. So, following, I picked you funny golf gifts falling into three categories: gifts with funny golf sayings, joke golf gifts, and novelty golf gifts…

 

Gifts with Funny Golf Sayings

Funny sayings are a great way to turn usual golf ball markers, towels, shirts, hats, and door signs into funny golf gifts. Make sure to pick something amusing; otherwise, your present is bound to turn into a bad joke.

Funny Golf Gifts

“It’s All In the Hips” Golf Ball Marker

Balanced Co.

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This is one of the weighed gag gifts for the fans of golf and Happy Gilmore. They will probably drop down laughing once seeing it, recalling Chubbs Peterson teaching Happy Gilmore hip rotation. The Gift consists of a magnetic hat clip with a ball marker.

Funny Golf Sayings

Star Wars Golf Towel with a Twist

SHANKITGOLF

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It is of waffle fabric and high quality printed with a funny twist on the Star Wars renowned saying. So, present your golfer this towel with your wishes that the force, or course, be with him/her. 

Funny Golf Gifts

“I Play Like a Girl” Golf Towel

PWHAOO

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It is a towel for the confident golfing ladies out there who appreciate funny golf gifts. The elegant black towel is made from microfiber Waffle material with silver grommet and topped by a clip to hang it on the bag.

Funny Golf Sayings

I Am Going Golfing Towel

Giggle Golf

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The microfiber polyester towel is among the golf gag gifts you can present to ladies who play golf, whether working women or housewives. It evokes positive vibes with the funny saying and bright colors.

Funny Golf Gifts

“Legalize Mulligans” Funny Golf Hat

SHANKITGOLF

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With all the “legalizing” going on, it is legitimate to ask why not legalize mulligans! To encourage your golfers to go for this cause, present them with this funny golf hat and be a reason for laughter on the course. For those who do not know, a mulligan is a second chance to do an action after the first went wrong, and its best-known use is in golf, referring to a player allowed informally to replay a stroke against golf’s formal rules.

Funny Golf Sayings

Grandpas’ Funny Golf T-Shirt

CraftyLikeIce

$16.79 at etsy

It is a quality printed t-shirt with a pretty funny saying, suitable for grandsons and granddaughters who tease their beloved grandpas. The classic t-shirt is a unisex jersey made from soft cotton.

Funny Golf Sayings

“My Retirement Plan” T-Shirt

Ann Arbor

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It is a funny gift to present to a working man who is about to retire. Besides, with this shirt, you encourage your guy to explore retirement options. Great job!

Tee-Rex Golf T-Shirt for Men

Crazy Dog T-Shirts

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One of the gag golf gifts to present to your mighty golfer is this tee-rex shirt. The poly/cotton shirt is cool with the tyrannosaurus-rex dinosaur printed on it holding a golf club with the dinosaur’s name funnily reduced to tee-rex.

Funny Golf Gifts

The Golf Father T-Shirt

The Golfather

$29.99 at the golfather

The t-shirt is not merely funny with its twist on Godfather but also of high quality and elegant design, made of heavy cotton but still soft and comfy. And with the unisex sizing, it is available for both ladies and gentlemen.

Funny Golf Gifts

“SHHH Golf Is on” Sports Socks

Zmart

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These green golf socks indeed make funny golf gifts for golfer men. They are also practical for being high quality, stretchy, soft, and comfortable, made from 80% Combed Cotton, 17% Polyamide, and 3% Spandex. The breathable material provides moisture-wicking Properties. But let’s not say more and SHHH because “GOLF IS ON.”

Funny Golf Sayings

“I Love You” Golf Marker and Hat Clip

Memories Coding

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Well, such gag golf gifts either mean you can laugh at the joke, or you are in trouble. And in the latter case, think wisely before you laugh. The set consists of a golf ball marker with a magnetic hat clip.

Funny Golf Gifts

Life’s Important Choices… All Are Golf

TheGolfRange

$18.62 at etsy

This one is both funny and beautiful. It is a vintage metal sign wall art. The saying is complemented by pictorial, and both convey a funny meaning. It is definitely one of the most elegantly funny golf gifts out there.

Funny Golf Sayings

The “Gone to Play Golf” Personalized Door Sign

Honeymellows

$11.16 at Etsy

Another genuinely funny golf gift is this handmade personalized golf-themed hanging door plaque. It is pretty, elegant, and draws smiles without noise, thus one of the best funny gifts for golfers.

Funny Golf Gifts

The “Golf Warning” Coffee Mug

$14.13 at ebay

Another funny golf saying, this time on an 11oz mug accompanied by an attractive colorful drawing with high-quality inks. And the mug has a white glossy finish. Actually, it is a practical gift in more than a way. Hang around people with this golf warning; there is a good chance you will enjoy more space, for only golf fans will stay.

“It’s Tee Time” Travel Mug

Gift Base

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Here too, the funny saying combined with visuals makes a pretty attractive design. This novelty coffee mug is equally elegant and funny.

Funny Golf Gifts

The I Love My Wife Mug… with More Between the Lines

GetMuggedandWine

$14.00 at etsy

This funny golf mug makes a good request to golf from a golfing husband to his wife. I wonder how she will respond. It is a lovely, high-quality handmade mug, after all. So, having her blessing is a possibility.

Funny Golf Gifts

The “Golf Excuses” Golf-themed Set

$15.31 at ebay

This one is actually helpful, not just a funny golf gift. It helps golfers find reasons for bad shots on the putting green. The cartoon drawing is nice and funny too. The set includes a mug, coaster, and mouse mat.

Funny Golf Sayings

Funny Golf Certificate

GD Novelty Items

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Does it matter that there is no golfing university out there? You are going to graduate your golfer with this gag golf certificate. S/he will smile every time they set their eyes on the framed golfing certificate hanging on the wall.

Joke Golf Gifts

The joke is highly amusing; something causes long laughter, isn’t it? Following are the most joke golf gifts I found. Just keep in mind that hilarious results not only from the gift itself but also from how you present and comment on it and the funny situations resulting from it. Also, picking the right gag thing for your golfer raises the effect, such as offering the floating golf ball to a new golfer or one known to have lost many balls into the water. 

Joke Golf Gifts

Oji-Emoji Funny Golf Balls

PWWDADA

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These funny golf balls can make hilarious scenes out of usual situations on the putting green. 

Funny Golf Gifts

Crappy Golf Balls

Gears Out

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The benevolent makers of the crappy golf balls advise golfers to go rough and stop wasting money on new shiny golf balls because they won’t be leaving with them anyway. Give these balls to your golfer and watch the game turn hilarious!

Joke Golf Gifts

Floating Golf Balls

JEF WORLD OF GOLF

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This one is awesome. The golf ball looks and feels like a real one. And it performs much like one, except in water; whenever the floating golf ball lands in the water, it just floats. You can present it to your golfer, who is used to losing golf balls in water, passing your hopes that the unfortunate series of ball disappearances will stop.

The Wobbler Unputtable Golf Ball

ProActive Sports

$9.99 at walmart

Another tricky realistic-looking golf ball. When the golfer puts them to use, they will wobble all over the putting green.

Joke Golf Gifts

“Everyone Agrees”… Trump Golf Mug

Bubble Hugs

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Self confidence is great, but over-self-confidence may not be wise. This hilarious mug is one of the funny golf gifts that would steer a smile to your golfer every morning. And morning smiles are good! 

Funny Golf Gifts

Raccoon Golf-Club Headcover

ProActive Sports

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Walking on the putting green with this cute funny raccoon headcover would create genuine funny vibes, especially if you pair it with other stuffed animal headcovers, making your forest animal group.

Funny Golf Gifts

The Eject-a-Putt Golf Chaos

Charter Golf

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If you really want to go funny, sacrifice the game for the fun and use this eject-a-putt tool. Make sure no one is looking, place it in the hole, and let the hilarious chaos unfold while the eject-a-putt continues its work. You will probably need to get rid of the witnesses if you plan on removing it before making your putt.

Funny Golf Gifts

The Office-Inspired Golf Ball Marker

OnlyBogeys

$16.84 at Etsy

The funny magic of these golf ball markers comes from the characters they assimilate, Mike and Dwight of the hilarious TV show The Office. Just looking at these faces causes laughter.

Joke Golf Gifts

HillBilly Funny Putter

$27.07 at ebay

This putter looks vintage, or maybe archaic better describes it. It is one of the best golf gag gifts for the hillbilly golfers in your life. The attractive, unusual putter is a 40″ driver, and the handmade set also includes two walnut golf balls and wooden tees.

Funny Golf Gifts

HillBilly Golf Tees

HillbillyFred

$11.00 at etsy

Another hillbilly golf gift, these funny handmade golf tees are also attractive, made from recycled plastic shotgun shells. Treat your hillbilly friend to the golfing accessory they need and deserve, made from recycled shotgun shells! Besides their gag-looking, they are practical and durable.

Funny Golf Gifts

Bad-Day Broken-Glass Golf Ball Sticker

YGMONER

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A golf lover will not mind sharing his car window with a golf ball. The sticker’s realistic design gives the look of a lodged golf ball in a cracked glass. With versatile use, it can be stuck onto car windows, laptop screens, and refrigerators. But it should not be put if the car’s glass or paint is baking.

Novelty Golf Gifts

Among the best golf gag gifts are those combining funny and practical. Such funny novelty golf gifts are bound to keep your golfers smiling all year long.

Novelty Golf Gifts

“Catastrophic”… The Exploding Golf Balls

Shanker Golf

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This is one of the novelty golf gag gifts that are indeed made to surprise. This horrible set of three golf balls explodes on impact into a white smoke cloud!

Funny Golf Gifts

Triple Trouble Golf Balls

Trick Golfball

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As their name suggests, these triple trouble golf balls are trouble. The set has innocent-looking balls, but in fact, one of them explodes, one jumps and skips, and the other shoots out a ribbon. So, if you are looking for funny gifts for golfers, this troubling set is a great choice.

Sasquatch Golf Club Headcover

Daphne’s Headcovers

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Another funny novelty golf club headcover. It is large enough to fit even the biggest club, adding a personalized touch to the golf bag, and it is guaranteed for life.

Funny Golf Gifts

Crystal Golf Ball Marker

KOFULL

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Isn’t it funny to bring pink into the golf putting green? It is not usual, but I think the course will not mind. So, you could do it by presenting your fond-of-pink golfer with this fun, unusual golf ball marker, which comes with a necklace as an extra feminine touch.

Funny Golf Gifts

Golf Ball Storage Bag

BLUPARK

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This golf ball bag is a perfect combination of funny and practical. It is pretty handy with a space fitful for up to half a dozen balls and three golf tees. The bag’s designer highlighted its funny shape smartly with the saying and drawing on its neck!

Novelty Golf Gifts

Golf Putting Green Beret Hat

Windy City Novelties

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Another funny golf hat, but this time it is a beret shaped into a putting green. There is also the flag, golf ball, and everything needed to complete the funny picture.

Funny Golf Gifts

Golf Putting Green Socks

Sock It To Me

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The green will accompany you everywhere with these fun, high-quality bright socks. The comfortable, elegant socks are 60% cotton and free from harmful chemicals, certified by OEKO-TEX Standard 100.

Novelty Golf Gifts

Nice Shot Golf Glove

Nice Shot

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The high-quality right-hand white leather golf glove from Nice Shot is elegant and fun to wear on the course, and it is practical too. The adjustable Velcro tab, for example, makes the glove base snug or loose according to desire.

Funny Golf Gifts

Drinks On-Course Golf Game

Fore! Cards

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Indeed you do hydrate on the golf course, but how about doing it funnily and letting cards determine who drinks? Among the funny golf gifts is this on-course drinking game.

 

Novelty Golf Gifts

Caddyshack Wall Art Print

O’keefe Prints

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Here is another gag golf gift, inspired by the legendary comedy golf movie Caddyshack and features all the top characters in the film. The fantastic gift was originally meant as a commission for a CEO, but the artist released it as a print as it turned out so well. It is a funny golf gift that will look pretty cool on your golfer’s wall. Recommended framing instructions are included with the gift.

Funny Golf Gifts

Golf-Themed BBQ Tool Set

POLIGO

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The golf-themed bbq tool set is a seven-piece grilling kit with a golf-club-styled barbecue spatula, golf-ball-shaped salt & pepper shakers, silicone basting, power tongs, grill fork, and brush. The stainless steel utensils’ rubber grips assimilate golf grips. The barbecue set is packaged in a golf-like storage bag.

Novelty Golf Gifts

Bottle Opener with Actual Golf Ball

VictorieLei  

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When a golf ball happens to attach to a bottle opener, the unusual sight indeed rolls this peace into golf gag gifts. The stainless steel bottle opener has an actual golf ball handle! A golf lover would appreciate such a gift.

Funny Golf Gifts

Golf Club Bottle Opener

Ward Wallau

$80 at uncommon goods

Another golf-themed bottle opener, this fun piece is meant to please golfers. It is handmade, of high-quality, heavy and handsome. And because it is handmade, each one varies in details, and it comes with authenticity certificate.

Novelty Golf Gifts

BenShot Golf Ball Glass

SkylineCorp

$31.99 at etsy

It is a pint glass, designed with an actual golf ball sticking out the side as if crushing the glass. This piece is one of the funniest golf gifts you can think of. And it is practical, allowing you golfer to enjoy cold beverages after their round and off the course.

Funny Golf Gifts

Golf Ball Bandages

BioSwiss

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Your golfer will laugh out loud upon seeing this one. And s/he will probably do whenever they pick up a blister of these. Yet these novelty bandages are more than funny golf gifts; they are flexible, breathable, and have a non-stick pad in the center like the rest of first-aid bandages.

Funny Golf Gifts

Golf Putting Green Tabletop

Fairly Odd Novelties

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One of the gag golf gifts, the golf-themed tabletop assimilates a golf putting green. The set also includes two metal Golf balls, two putters, a flag, and a sandbag for the sand trap hazard.

In Conclusion,

Golf stuff is exciting and can be pretty funny. These were some of the best ideas out there for funny golf gifts that will draw smiles on the faces of your dear golfers. I hope that you have found suitable options for you among them. Remember that a combination of gag and practical is always a good choice. And lastly, stay with white magic, with funny golf gifts that drive a smile without causing harm. 

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